Dazed and confused, brought on by her storm
so eloquently versed she's outside the norm.

Marvelous to make it simple, larcenist
it's in her DNA.

But what she steals is the heart
of weak minded men,
for they're such easy prey.

Holding on only long enough
that your willingness is rendered vulnerable.

Then off to the mall to spend,spend,spend,
for her closet isn't quite full.

No man can resist once entrapped
in this dystopia.

And to make things worse a big sign
MALL-WIDE SALE, there's
no hope for ya.


Shoes in sight as
your charge card takes flight.
She wants the galaxy not the world,
and all of it by tonight.

So brashly you announce to her pleasure
"I can do this"!
NO, you can't dummy your just being foolish.

Snap out of your confusion men,
be dazed no longer.
There is one more your speed
that wont straighten all your corners.

As for those keen on queen treatment
from those less than kingly.
Pick on someone your own class
and stop preying on emotional weaklings.