Shawniece from The East

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    Location:
    Oakland
    What I Represent... The Lord, all day!
    Favorite Quote/Motto A woman's heart should be so lost in the Lord, that a man must seek Him in order to find her.
    What is one thing you HAVE to do before you die? Be a successful comedienne
    About Me Funny as hell, caring, giving, friend, attentive, assertive, quick witted, intelligent, old soul.
    Age 28
    Favorite Artists Prince, Yolanda Adams,Faith Evans, Kelly Price, Green Day, Rick Ross, Keyshia Cole, Gerald Levert (RIP), Luther Vandross(RIP), Jeffrey Osbourne, Teddy Pendergrass, Maroon 5, Jill Scott, Sublime, B.B. King, Anita Baker, Mary J., Atlantic Starr, Kenny Lattimore, Chante Moore, Will Downing, Rachelle Ferrell, CeCe Winans, Dave Hollister, Anthony Hamilton, Lyfe Jennings, Erika Badu, Rafael Saadiq, Goapele, Ledisi, Chrisette Michele, Beyonce, TLC, Loose Ends, Minnie Ripperton (RIP), Shirley Ceasar, Tye Tribett, Kirk Franklin, John P. Kee, Hezekiah Walker
    Favorite Movies Purple Rain, The Five Heartbeats, Steel Magnolia's, The Notebook, Tenacious D, From Dusk Til Dawn...
    Favorite Shows The First 48, American Idol (Auditions) All my Children, Ninja Warrior (G4 Channel)
    Likes Funny movies and stand-up comedy shows.
    When I grow up I wanna be a ... Star
    Yahoo ID purehoney223
    Here For: Networking
    Relationship Status In a relationship
    Number of Children 1
    Religion Christian
    Smoke Occasionally
    Where You From? Oakland
    Zodiac Sign Pisces
    Occupation Project Engineer
    Shoe Size 6 1/2
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    I remember when...

    Tuesday, January 22, 2008, 12:56 PM EST [JUST FOR LAUGHS]

    1. I remember when I used to have an imaginary friend...but now I cant seem to find her.
    2. I remember when I was an only child, then my momma had to go have more babies and the Christmas gifts got more and more cheap!
    3. I remember when I got caught humping my next door neighbor, I told my mom we were doing the "Humpty Dance" and he fell on me, after all didnt Humpty Dumpty fall off a wall?
    4. I remember when I had a fight with this Somoan girl, she looked like she was 15 but we were only in the 4th grade!  Needless to say, she swung me around like a tether ball..bitch!
    5. I remember when it was okay to just casually date someone, now these dudes wanna be yo man after 1 date..talk about stalkers!
    6. I remember when a pack of Kool-Aid was $0.25, now you gotta resort to stealing them!
    7. I remember when Nancy Reagan and Punky Brewster visited old school Foothill Bowl for the "Just Say No" Campaign, and let me tell you Punky is no punk.
    8. I remember when Another Bad creation came to Eastmont Mall, alot of girls got hurt that day.
    9. I remember when they had the concert at Eastmont Mall, but that's about all I remember, that night was hella fun...I'm telling my age yall.
    10. I remember when there was a turf war back in 1993 when I was going to Frick, damn that Jr. High changed my life, but remember the carnivals at Frick?  Off the hook.
    11. I remember when I had to hang my clothes in front of the oven the night before school cuz we didnt hve a dryer...yes I went to school with partially damp jeans, not fun!
    12. I remember when the rapist Billy Do was active, we didnt go to the park for almost 2 years! 
    13. I remember when Sobrante Park was a nice place for Black families to raise their children, now it's a place where black children are raising hell!  It's okay, my family is from the Park..Bergedo Drive!
    14. I remember when I went on the Bong Show at Eastmont and hyper ventilated, fortunately they didnt use that footage!  Al Ballard had to carry me outta there
    15. I remember when I tried open mic at a comedy club in Vegas, there was a pole on the stage...I still dont know why, but they preferred me to use that instead of the mic!
    16. I remember when I gave birth to my only son at age 16, with no drugs!  I accused the nursing staff of trying to teach the teenage mom a lesson, I learned my lesson, cuz I aint had no babies since!
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