- I remember when I used to have an imaginary friend...but now I cant seem to find her.
- I remember when I was an only child, then my momma had to go have more babies and the Christmas gifts got more and more cheap!
- I remember when I got caught humping my next door neighbor, I told my mom we were doing the "Humpty Dance" and he fell on me, after all didnt Humpty Dumpty fall off a wall?
- I remember when I had a fight with this Somoan girl, she looked like she was 15 but we were only in the 4th grade! Needless to say, she swung me around like a tether ball..bitch!
- I remember when it was okay to just casually date someone, now these dudes wanna be yo man after 1 date..talk about stalkers!
- I remember when a pack of Kool-Aid was $0.25, now you gotta resort to stealing them!
- I remember when Nancy Reagan and Punky Brewster visited old school Foothill Bowl for the "Just Say No" Campaign, and let me tell you Punky is no punk.
- I remember when Another Bad creation came to Eastmont Mall, alot of girls got hurt that day.
- I remember when they had the concert at Eastmont Mall, but that's about all I remember, that night was hella fun...I'm telling my age yall.
- I remember when there was a turf war back in 1993 when I was going to Frick, damn that Jr. High changed my life, but remember the carnivals at Frick? Off the hook.
- I remember when I had to hang my clothes in front of the oven the night before school cuz we didnt hve a dryer...yes I went to school with partially damp jeans, not fun!
- I remember when the rapist Billy Do was active, we didnt go to the park for almost 2 years!
- I remember when Sobrante Park was a nice place for Black families to raise their children, now it's a place where black children are raising hell! It's okay, my family is from the Park..Bergedo Drive!
- I remember when I went on the Bong Show at Eastmont and hyper ventilated, fortunately they didnt use that footage! Al Ballard had to carry me outta there
- I remember when I tried open mic at a comedy club in Vegas, there was a pole on the stage...I still dont know why, but they preferred me to use that instead of the mic!
- I remember when I gave birth to my only son at age 16, with no drugs! I accused the nursing staff of trying to teach the teenage mom a lesson, I learned my lesson, cuz I aint had no babies since!
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