There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and
by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, DO
NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you
should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good
friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.