MIND MOTIONS BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS OFF DA HOOK! SOME REAL GROWN AND SEXY GROWN FOLK STUFF. THE CELEBS WERE IN DA HOUSE AND SO WERE THE PARTY PEOPLE.

NOW I AM AT WORK WITH THE BIGGEST HANGOVER...THINKING ABOUT ALLLL THE FUN I HAD LAST NIGHT...

I WANT TO GO HOME AND SLEEP UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING....I NEED A SPRITE, AN ASPIRIN, A TOP RAMEN SUPRISE (NODDLES AND SCAMBLED EGGS).

I AM HURTIN, BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

MIND MOTION I HOPE U HAD AS MUCH FUN AS I DID AT YOUR PARTY......

SMUCHES

XOXOXOMS.LOVEXOXOX

I JOINED THE BLOCK SO I COULD WIN SOMETING.....

AND I STILL HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING....

WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?

 

XOXOXOMS.LOVEXOXOXO

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND ANYWAY!

I JONINED THE BLOCK SO I COULD WIN SOMETING.......

AND I HAVENT WON ANYTHING YET! WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?

XOXOXOMS.LOVEXOXOXO

HAVE A HAPPY FRIDAY ANYWAY!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

(i think this is because we are better at it...Hense do it more...Hense we dont get ourselves dirty!!! hahaha...)

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY... and wash your damn hands, Dirty Girls

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from t he end on your first
try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say , "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
I've done my job and sent this to you , now it's up to you to
send
it on.